Organize the following by importance to you (most important on top, least important on the bottom)
The health and longevity of WG
Observation of WG guidelines and rules
How I perceive myself
How I perceive others
How others perceive me
How others perceive others
We at the Ministry of WG have many answers that will allow you, YES YOU, to become the best Georger you can be. We offer many books, recordings and videos that will show you the way. Keeping in line with the above questions, we offer the following tittles:
1) The health and longevity of WG
"I Was Lost; But Now Found [Another Georged Bill, Woo Hoo]" – True life stories of how Georgers have put their life priorities into proper perspective: WG, country, family, and friends. – WG Spirit
2) Observation of WG guidelines and rules
"It's Lonely at Top, Without George" – Revealed scandals of former unethical false-Georgers who have been born again (and are now very polite and respectful of their fellow Georgers). – small WG page
3) How I perceive myself
"Idle Hands – Have You Seen the 666 Marking of the Anti-George?" - A collection of WG activities that will promote excellent Georger fellowship. – WG tattoos
4) How I perceive others
"My Eyes Have Seen thy Glory" – Many stories of how fellow Georgers have converted the heathens and assisted them in the Ministry of George. – WG Aura
5) How others perceive me
"I am not the Anti-George" – You too can become a mentor and not a distraction. – WG Prophet Hans
6) How others perceive others
"I Went to George Land, and I got a Really Cool 'T' Shirt" – Born Again Georgers are passé. We have stories from re-incarnated Georgers here. - Wyoming
Send all non-tax deductible Georged donations to:
Ministry of Where's George
Donations
P.O. Box 98824-1000
GEORGE, WA 98824
(509) geo-rges
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This is a parody. My goal was to present the subject matter in humorous way. Hopefully, though the smiles, one might reflect and see things in themselves that they might want to change. Be nice to your fellow Georger. If your humor is not readily welcomed here, focus it in the more accepting 'Dude' forum. "There is a time and place for everything." Thank you for cooperation.
If you have any more suggestions for titles, please respond. Please, no nasty replies. I wanted this to be fun – not Extra work for Hank to clean up the forum. Hank, please do not de-activate my account *giggle*
Side Note: My original theme was a psychiatric self-help / self-awareness. I have no idea how it turned to theology. (It must have been the background noise – Amy Grant on TV) *smile*
Good Luck & Happy Georgering!
HMG in MAss,
The small print legal stuff: No of enclosed views are those of Hank or WG and by no means are officially associated. No offense intended to the strongly religious.