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Eagles May Soar.......... - NapaMac 12:04 PM 03/10/2005
- Where's the eagle? That's a Red-tailed Hawk. (nt) - Thatll do Pig 12:38 PM 03/10/2005
  - Beautiful bird. we have 2 nesting pairs in our neiborhood. (m) - Mike C. in Nashville 1:48 PM 3/10/2005
- You can attract more flies with .... - Drifter 12:14 PM 03/10/2005
Has anyone heard about this? - Ali 11:50 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Has anyone heard about this? - David 1:05 PM 3/10/2005
- really? I've found several $5 bills, how do I get paid? ;-) (n/t) - james Smith 11:53 AM 03/10/2005
ZIP code ?? Has anyone seen or heard of ZIP+6 ?? (m) - Equipment Goddess 10:35 AM 03/10/2005
- I've heard of it.. - RiE 10:50 AM 03/10/2005
  - It was the last two on the ZIP code... 81301-510410..n/t - Equipment Goddess 1:11 PM 3/10/2005
Today In History - Alan From Rochester 10:34 AM 03/10/2005
Of the Sea: Beaches, Bays, Coves, Ports, etc.... - AZ Richard 10:25 AM 03/10/2005
- Short list-----> Port Allegheny PA - Joyful Noise 12:16 PM 03/10/2005
- Another very short list from me (m) - Birds Eye 11:59 AM 03/10/2005
- My extremely short list (m) - Mike in Pittsburgh 11:27 AM 03/10/2005
Lisa Watch Day 7 - Stephen in Delaware 9:59 AM 03/10/2005
- LOL..I'm still checking in...I refuse to DIE! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:43 AM 03/10/2005
  - Do you still love us? - The Shadow 1:31 PM 3/10/2005
  - *waiiillllll* I mi-i-i-i-iss yo-o-o-o--u-u-u-u-u!!!! (nt) - 88*Keys 11:28 AM 03/10/2005
TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - TOM IN ROME 7:36 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY fib=1 - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 12:19 PM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - ripit};þ 12:12 PM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - Miss D 10:40 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:20 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - Bruce the Pooh 9:17 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - ddbyrd 8:13 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: TV QUIZ OF THE DAY - Cabbage 7:54 AM 03/10/2005
Song Titles - Trapped Under Ice - Rich the Mixologist 7:23 AM 03/10/2005
- Cold As Ice - Mike in Buffalo 7:54 AM 03/10/2005
  - Ice Ice baby (someone had to say it) n/t - Amy in PA 8:09 AM 03/10/2005
    - Baby Got Back - Big Lake-Brian 9:06 AM 03/10/2005
      - Big Ole Butt - Bruce the Pooh 9:19 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Bertha Butt Boogie - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:23 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Jungle Boogie - HHT 9:32 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Jungle Love - Bruce the Pooh 9:34 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Muskrat Love (n/t) - james Smith 1:54 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Bungle in the Jungle - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:41 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Welcome to the Jungle - Big Lake-Brian 9:51 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Welcome Home - Dave in Tucson 12:27 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Welcome To The Pleasuredome - Burniferous 2:06 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Home Sweet Home - Stephen in Delaware 10:02 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Sweet Home Alabama - Mike C. in Nashville 1:53 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Sweet Sweet Baby - Burniferous 2:09 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Sweet Baby James - Birds Eye 2:33 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Sweet Southern Comfort - james Smith 2:35 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Sweet Thing - HHT 10:18 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Livin' Thing - Birds Eye 12:25 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Livin' On The Edge - Birds Eye 1:53 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Living On The Ceiling - Burniferous 2:11 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Dancing On The Ceiling - Birds Eye 2:29 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Dancing in The Sheets (n/t) - james Smith 2:36 PM 3/10/2005
        
        It's A Love Thing - Amy in PA 10:23 AM 03/10/2005
        
        it's a heartache - zendawg 10:32 AM 03/10/2005
        
        It's a Mystery - Cha~Ching 10:59 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Mystery Train - Mike in Pittsburgh 11:32 AM 03/10/2005
        
        midnight train to georgia - Falling rock 11:40 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Long Black Train - james Smith 11:53 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Crazy Train - Birds Eye 12:16 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Pain Train - Dave in Tucson 12:27 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Long Train Runnin' FiB=3 - Mike C. in Nashville 1:55 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Running Up That Hill - Burniferous 2:12 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Fool On The Hill (n/t) - james Smith 2:37 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Hurts So Good - Mike in Pittsburgh 1:12 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Hurt - james Smith 1:55 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Pain - Burniferous 2:13 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Good Lovin' - 88*Keys 1:19 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Sheri 1:21 PM 3/10/2005
        
        The Things We Do For Love - Beaker 1:22 PM 3/10/2005
        
        That Thing You Do - 88*Keys 1:26 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Do It To Me One More Time - Birds Eye 1:56 PM 3/10/2005
        
        One - Turtle Woman 2.0 2:00 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Seven - Burniferous 2:13 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Peace Train - Burniferous 11:36 AM 03/10/2005
        
        Ticket to Ride - 88*Keys 11:45 AM 03/10/2005
        
        The Ride - james Smith 12:00 PM 03/10/2005
        
        The Dance - Birds Eye 12:15 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Love Liberty Disco - 88*Keys 12:22 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Philadelphia Freedom - Mike in Pittsburgh 1:10 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Free to Be...You and Me - 88*Keys 1:15 PM 3/10/2005
        
        You and Me Against the World - Birds Eye 1:58 PM 3/10/2005
        
        Feed the world - Turtle Woman 2.0 2:01 PM 3/10/2005
        
        We Are The World - Birds Eye 2:02 PM 3/10/2005
        
        World In My Eyes - Burniferous 2:15 PM 3/10/2005
        
        We Are Family - Cha~Ching 2:14 PM 3/10/2005
Intelligent Survey - Andy in Lakewood, OH æ 7:08 AM 03/10/2005
- Yep, many places... - dudcat 2:42 PM 3/10/2005
- Yeah...my first job was at McDonald's...NT - MamiDR 2:22 PM 3/10/2005
- I'm a manager at McDonald's. n/t - Zach from PA 1:48 PM 3/10/2005
- Nope. - Sheri 1:16 PM 3/10/2005
- No, but I did the overnight kitchen cleaning at a Holiday Inn for a while. - Rich (but not wealthy) in Happy Valley 12:38 PM 03/10/2005
- nope - ~tasia~ 12:36 PM 03/10/2005
- Yep. High school. Waited tables, then made it to assistant chef. (nt) - Thatll do Pig 12:34 PM 03/10/2005
- yes server on a buffet ,catered, fry cook,n/t - ripit};þ 12:16 PM 03/10/2005
- No, unless you count kitchen crew at summer camp. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:28 AM 03/10/2005
- Served soft-serve ice cream at a theme park one summer. n/t - Mike C. in Nashville 11:21 AM 03/10/2005
- For about a week on Orcas Island, Wash......... - Hiram Abif - Jon. 11:16 AM 03/10/2005
  - Oh...my...word! (LOL) Score one for the waiters of the world. (nt) - 88*Keys 12:31 PM 03/10/2005
- No (n/t) - Industrial Bellybutton 11:14 AM 03/10/2005
- As a teenager..washed dishes at the restaurant my mom waitressed in..nt. - Cha~Ching 10:42 AM 03/10/2005
- yes, briefly in Okinawa (Japan) (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:41 AM 03/10/2005
- Note yet. - ~Bill 10:39 AM 03/10/2005
- Yes- part-time waitress at Pizza Hut for 2 yrs. to supplement my full-time job. (m). - Sue in Fort Fun 10:39 AM 03/10/2005
- YES - listed inside m - Kerryann Warrior Princess 10:31 AM 03/10/2005
- No...have worked food concession at motorcycle rallies...n/t - Equipment Goddess 10:28 AM 03/10/2005
- No. worked in the kitchen...breading fish & onion rings. nt - zyzxx 10:18 AM 03/10/2005
- MIllers in Lancaster, PA, Sizzler in Wilmington DE N/T - Stephen in Delaware 10:07 AM 03/10/2005
- Does working at Fazoli's count? - The Happy Hodag! 9:54 AM 03/10/2005
- Yes - Chuy's TexMex and Gene's Seafood_____[nt] - Bruce the Pooh 9:35 AM 03/10/2005
- No, applied for that job once but obviously didn't get it.....NT - HHT 9:29 AM 03/10/2005
- Washed dishes at a party center but never a server/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:25 AM 03/10/2005
- Filled in a few times, in the bar @ The Vineyard.......-nt- - Big Lake-Brian 9:00 AM 03/10/2005
- Room service at the Mayfair Hotel in STL. -- Mooner nt - The Honeymooners:~) 8:48 AM 03/10/2005
- A few years at Perkins, a few months at a cheezy bar, a few decades now at Hoss's...n/t - Amy in PA 8:10 AM 03/10/2005
- Nope nt - Mike in Buffalo 7:57 AM 03/10/2005
- Nope. nt - Cabbage 7:55 AM 03/10/2005
- Does bartender count? (nt) - Rich the Mixologist 7:24 AM 03/10/2005
pop vs soda results (m) - james Smith 1:55 AM 03/10/2005
- So the next survey can be... (m) - 88*Keys 11:31 AM 03/10/2005
- It was a good survey. Pop or soda, as long as it's cold! - ~Bill 2:21 AM 03/10/2005
Thanks for the advice on the tats...(m) - Blackjack Charlie 1:24 AM 03/10/2005
- SR 503 runs the closest to Yacolt. - Cha~Ching 11:09 AM 03/10/2005
- route 66, dude, it's a classic...nt - zendawg 10:29 AM 03/10/2005
- Get a George related tattoo. Hank said he'd put it up on the site... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:26 AM 03/10/2005
- 420 nt - Cabbage 7:56 AM 03/10/2005
- Why that in particular? I've never seen one of those! (nt) - 88*Keys 1:35 AM 03/10/2005
French bread or corn bread? (n/t) - james Smith 1:20 AM 03/10/2005
- Both...but I love cornbread with chili...mmmmm.NT - MamiDR 2:24 PM 3/10/2005
- Both.Now pass the grits,please. - The Shadow 1:34 PM 3/10/2005
- TRUE southern cornbread made in a cast iron skillet. n/t - Mike C. in Nashville 11:27 AM 03/10/2005
  - Recipe, please?? (nt) - 88*Keys 11:38 AM 03/10/2005
    - Buttermilk Cornbread (link only) - Mike C. in Nashville 1:42 PM 3/10/2005
      - Forgot to add: Butter liberally when ready to eat. n/t - Mike C. in Nashville 1:44 PM 3/10/2005
  - Preach it Brother! And pass the beans. n/t. - Bilgeratt 11:36 AM 03/10/2005
- I like french bread better ;) (Nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:42 AM 03/10/2005
- don't you mean freedom bread?...nt - zendawg 10:37 AM 03/10/2005
- both nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 10:32 AM 03/10/2005
- French Bread - The Happy Hodag! 9:55 AM 03/10/2005
- Bruce took my answer! NT - HHT 9:30 AM 03/10/2005
  - Ain't no sex in the champagne room... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:50 AM 03/10/2005
    - Leo, you're gonna die. Capricorn, you're gonna die. Gemini, you're gonna die TWICE. n - HHT 10:02 AM 03/10/2005
- cornbread - ain't nuthin wrong with that...... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:26 AM 03/10/2005
- All bread is good bread/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:26 AM 03/10/2005
  - I agree with that! nt - Mrs.J. 10:56 AM 03/10/2005
- Both. nt - The Honeymooners:~) 8:50 AM 03/10/2005
- I never met a bread I didn't like. YaY to both! : ) nt - Neets 8:11 AM 03/10/2005
  - I'm with ya on this one!..n/t - Equipment Goddess 10:30 AM 03/10/2005
- Either, depending on what's for dinner. (n/t) - Cabbage 7:59 AM 03/10/2005
- Both nt - Mike in Buffalo 7:57 AM 03/10/2005
- Corn Bread! (nt) - Rich the Mixologist 6:54 AM 03/10/2005
- French bread, YAY! Cornbread sux! - NT - Sam The Sham 5:33 AM 03/10/2005
- Corn Bread w/ whole kernel corn & jalapenos in it. (n/t) - Kauai Boy 1:45 AM 03/10/2005
  - I can dig the jalapenos, but not the whole corn kernels. [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 10:16 AM 03/10/2005
  - Yuck!!!! My boss' wife does that....It ruins good cornbread!!! lol (n/t) - james Smith 1:48 AM 03/10/2005
    - Al contrar.. It makes good cornbread even better. Aloha. n/t - Kauai Boy 1:53 AM 03/10/2005
- Yes to both, and challah. With butter. Mmmmm! (nt) - 88*Keys 1:34 AM 03/10/2005
- Both!! ;-) n/t - Greymoon 1:24 AM 03/10/2005
spirits (n/t) - james Smith 1:03 AM 03/10/2005
- Spirits in the Material World - Mike C. in Nashville 1:58 PM 3/10/2005
- bodies (n/t) - Birds Eye 1:26 PM 3/10/2005
- Gimme a radiator and I'll fix ya right up. (nt) - Thatll do Pig 12:40 PM 03/10/2005
- Ha'ants (n/t) - Hiram Abif - Jon. 11:19 AM 03/10/2005
- Are you trying to fix up a haunted house?/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:27 AM 03/10/2005
- YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!. (n/t) - Cabbage 8:02 AM 03/10/2005
- Whiskey. (n/t) - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 5:50 AM 03/10/2005
What's the best practical joke ever played on you? (m) - Mark of the lame responses 12:49 AM 03/10/2005
- It in no way pays back for all the ones I've pulled... (m) - 88*Keys 12:14 PM 03/10/2005
- Hmmmmm.....that must have been the car bomb........ - NiteHawke (in NE) 11:39 AM 03/10/2005
- No one is foolish enough to play a practical joke on me. nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 10:35 AM 03/10/2005
  - In this group, I think you've just issued a challenge...! - Sheri 11:05 AM 03/10/2005
  - kerryann warrior princess, LOOK HERE! - zendawg 10:52 AM 03/10/2005
- When I got married in 1983, we had a large group of friends.... - Amy in PA 9:55 AM 03/10/2005
- Feshmen orientation, summer 1974 (m) - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:38 AM 03/10/2005
  - "Freshmen"--yes I did have to be able to read and write to get into college/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:40 AM 03/10/2005
Name Doomer º's fibrous growth contest continues, if we name it, it'll leave...m - smart alec® 12:47 AM 03/10/2005
- Mini-me. nt - Cabbage 8:08 AM 03/10/2005
- Horrid Unwelcome Unwanted Unneeded Party Crasher. - 88*Keys 12:54 AM 03/10/2005
What would you like to know? FFAT!! - Boon 12:10 AM 03/10/2005
- Do you still see me as your one and only savior,the almight God? - The Shadow 1:39 PM 3/10/2005
- When IS "Hammer Time"? (n/t) - Birds Eye 12:26 PM 03/10/2005
- just where does bile come from? n/t - ripit};þ 12:20 PM 03/10/2005
  - Cheese squeezings..nt. - Cha~Ching 2:04 PM 3/10/2005
- What's the crowbar for? nt - Agent Splat, M.D. 11:26 AM 03/10/2005
  - Crows who want a beer, of course. (n/t) - Birds Eye 2:12 PM 3/10/2005
- What's the best news you'd want to hear? (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:52 AM 03/10/2005
- Will we make it until spring?/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:13 AM 03/10/2005
  - What do you want to make, huh, huh, huh?????? ;) (Nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:53 AM 03/10/2005
- Assphincter says what? [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 9:30 AM 03/10/2005
  - Old Toothless doesn't speak much English..nt. - Cha~Ching 11:10 AM 03/10/2005
  - No more cheese! - Joyful Noise 9:50 AM 03/10/2005
    - or BEANS! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:52 AM 03/10/2005
- What happens to you when you hear the "If you like Pina Coladas" song? n/t - Amy in PA 9:10 AM 03/10/2005
  - I think about how Morticia and I met. - The Shadow 1:57 PM 3/10/2005
  - I get it stuck in my head all day... Darn you! [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 9:51 AM 03/10/2005
    - Mentioning a different song may get that one out of your head (WARNING - EAR WORM inside!) - Birds Eye 11:26 AM 03/10/2005
      - Dang it, Birds Eye!!! (nt) - 88*Keys 11:44 AM 03/10/2005
        
        The warning is RIGHT THERE - didn't you read it?!!? (n/t) - Birds Eye 12:05 PM 03/10/2005
        
        Yeah...like that ever stopped me before. (nt) - 88*Keys 12:17 PM 03/10/2005
- What is the purpose of your mission, soldier? nt - The Honeymooners:~) 8:58 AM 03/10/2005
  - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! SIR! - Birds Eye 12:09 PM 03/10/2005
  - To take as much money from him before I file for divorce! SIR nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 11:52 AM 03/10/2005
  - Bake as many cookies as possible, SIR! (nt) - 88*Keys 11:48 AM 03/10/2005
  - Hiding the chocolate stash, sir! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:51 AM 03/10/2005
  - Go to far off places...meet interesting people...and kill them..nt. - Cha~Ching 10:47 AM 03/10/2005
  - To sacrifice all for Fatherland and Fuhrer/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:57 AM 03/10/2005
  - We're on a mission from Gawd. [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 9:52 AM 03/10/2005
- When will I see the sun again? nt - Cabbage 8:05 AM 03/10/2005
  - When pigs fly.Oink,oink,oink,oink. - The Shadow 1:42 PM 3/10/2005
  - Don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky, Stormy Weather! - Birds Eye 12:23 PM 03/10/2005
  - When someone shoots Mr. Burns. nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 11:54 AM 03/10/2005
  - "the sun will come out..tomorrow!" (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:50 AM 03/10/2005
  - When you get you head out of your assphincter. :o) - Joyful Noise 10:14 AM 03/10/2005
  - When you catch up on your Planet Support payments... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:53 AM 03/10/2005
  - When I'm done with it, and not before! nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:10 AM 03/10/2005
- Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete? nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:01 AM 03/10/2005
  - She walks,she talks but there's some assembly required.NT - MamiDR 2:43 PM 3/10/2005
  - Yes, yes, and unfortunately no (nt) - Christopher 2:26 PM 3/10/2005
  - Are you talking about me again? *wink* (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:50 AM 03/10/2005
  - Are you talking about your homeroom angle? - ParrotHead 10:10 AM 03/10/2005
    - My memories have just been sold! - Birds Eye 2:24 PM 3/10/2005
    - is she a cutie? - zendawg 10:41 AM 03/10/2005
  - Batteries not included/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:58 AM 03/10/2005
  - Nope, but she comes with an air pump. nt - Cabbage 8:17 AM 03/10/2005
- Is there a bustle in your hedgerow? nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 6:19 AM 03/10/2005
  - Is it Spring Clean time already? (n/t) - Birds Eye 11:39 AM 03/10/2005
  - no, its an asstle (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:49 AM 03/10/2005
  - Yes, it was Mark OTL looking for his crack.n/t - Joyful Noise 10:06 AM 03/10/2005
  - No, I'm just happy to see you nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:09 AM 03/10/2005
- When Lisa returns, what should the theme of the party be? (nt) - Thatll do Pig 5:51 AM 03/10/2005
  - Fight for your right to paaaaaaaaaaarty. - The Shadow 1:44 PM 3/10/2005
  - Welcome back, Lisa! - Birds Eye 1:30 PM 3/10/2005
  - I don't care, but it will be a party! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:44 AM 03/10/2005
    - i had an "i don't care" party once, but nobody showed...nt - zendawg 10:56 AM 03/10/2005
  - Lovely Ladies from Les Miserables N/T - Stephen in Delaware 10:14 AM 03/10/2005
  - Dogs playing poker ... (nt) - Amy in PA 10:01 AM 03/10/2005
    - Cats playing D+D. (nt) - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 1:40 PM 3/10/2005
      - LOL! Horses playing Twister. - Birds Eye 2:26 PM 3/10/2005
  - Tele Tubbies. nt - Cabbage 8:12 AM 03/10/2005
  - Happy bunnies and wildebeest nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:08 AM 03/10/2005
- Whose bright idea was it for the 40yo fat man to do the heave lifting?? n/t - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 3:37 AM 03/10/2005
  - Eduardo Verástegui's....NT - MamiDR 2:41 PM 3/10/2005
  - dry heaves or wet? (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:48 AM 03/10/2005
    - Right now it's the dry heaves for me.____nt - Boon 12:02 PM 03/10/2005
  - Heavy lifting burns fat! Go you chicken fat go away! /nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:10 AM 03/10/2005
  - The 40yo fat man's wife. n/t - Cabbage 8:18 AM 03/10/2005
  - Abe Vigoda nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:07 AM 03/10/2005
- How can I help you? (nt) - Christopher 2:53 AM 03/10/2005
  - You really wanna know!? nt - MamiDR 2:40 PM 3/10/2005
  - Are you capable of helping me? - The Shadow 1:55 PM 3/10/2005
  - Can you tell me where I can find ... A GRAIL?!!? (n/t) - Birds Eye 1:32 PM 3/10/2005
  - shave my back? - ripit};þ 12:40 PM 03/10/2005
  - Table for two by the window, please. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:43 AM 03/10/2005
  - Let me introduce you to my friends...Neil & Bob..nt. - Cha~Ching 11:13 AM 03/10/2005
  - by being my manservant! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:48 AM 03/10/2005
  - I do want fries with that/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:11 AM 03/10/2005
  - Buddy, can ya' spare a dime? (nt) - Cabbage 8:19 AM 03/10/2005
  - Try getting me a beer nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:07 AM 03/10/2005
  - I am beyond help. Thanks for asking. n/t - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 3:27 AM 03/10/2005
- Can a man with a very short penis find true love with a fat woman? - ~Bill 1:59 AM 03/10/2005
  - Sure!...it's not the size of the wave.......NT! (fib=2) - MamiDR 2:37 PM 3/10/2005
  - Ever hear of Cialis, Levitra? nt fib = 2 - ParrotHead 2:14 PM 3/10/2005
  - ya got to quit using it as bait - ripit};þ 12:37 PM 03/10/2005
  - I dont know, my husband is...........(TMI inside) - Joyful Noise 11:55 AM 03/10/2005
  - Sure I can.... I mean, sure he could, whoever that would be.....nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:57 AM 03/10/2005
  - Maybe he should try a little flour. nt - Cabbage 8:06 AM 03/10/2005
  - Is she rich? (nt) - Thatll do Pig 5:52 AM 03/10/2005
  - "Next, on Springer!" (nt) - Christopher 2:44 AM 03/10/2005
- Do you have french benefits where you work? n/t - Joyful Noise 1:16 AM 03/10/2005
  - No but we did have a french b*tch! nt - MamiDR 2:35 PM 3/10/2005
  - no but i got fringe toast! - ripit};þ 12:35 PM 03/10/2005
  - "French Benefits" - new porn movie? (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:47 AM 03/10/2005
  - don't you mean "freedom" benefits? nt - zendawg 10:43 AM 03/10/2005
  - English pig-dog, I fart in your general direction!/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:00 AM 03/10/2005
  - No, but there's this Viatnamese chick I'm thinking about asking out... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:58 AM 03/10/2005
  - No, but my boss is an a$$hole. n/t - Cabbage 8:21 AM 03/10/2005
  - I only get Belgian benefits nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:05 AM 03/10/2005
  - Do you mean fellatio, or were you thinking more like maid service? (nt) - Christopher 3:31 AM 03/10/2005
- Can he possibly get any dumber? (n/t) - james Smith 1:01 AM 03/10/2005
  - No - Mark is dumber than dirt. nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 2:10 PM 3/10/2005
  - Is there a lower limit on stupidity? I don't think so. (n/t) - Birds Eye 1:33 PM 3/10/2005
  - but he he complete? - ripit};þ 12:34 PM 03/10/2005
  - I can answer that in one word, "Yes he could" . n/t - Joyful Noise 11:48 AM 03/10/2005
  - yes, he could be become dumbest! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:46 AM 03/10/2005
    - Or dumberer. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:49 AM 03/10/2005
  - Is he competing for Upper class Twit of the Year?/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:05 AM 03/10/2005
  - I resemble this remark. [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 9:59 AM 03/10/2005
  - "Total idiot" is the apex. (n/t) - Cabbage 8:23 AM 03/10/2005
  - Has he asked how to spell cat yet? nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:04 AM 03/10/2005
  - He could start miming.....(nt) - Christopher 3:36 AM 03/10/2005
  - Does having to breathe count? (n/t) - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 3:24 AM 03/10/2005
- Where did the crack about ________ going down on a 1st date go? I cant find it. - Mark of the lame responses 12:55 AM 03/10/2005
  - Never mind--I found my crack. nt - Mark of the lame responses 1:06 AM 03/10/2005
- How come I've been dizzy all day long? - 88*Keys 12:51 AM 03/10/2005
  - Stop staring at the fan:-P NT - MamiDR 2:33 PM 3/10/2005
  - You can't stop thinking about the wonderful date you and I went on Saturday. - The Shadow 1:49 PM 3/10/2005
  - bad cheese? - ripit};þ 12:24 PM 03/10/2005
  - Pregnant? - Joyful Noise 11:56 AM 03/10/2005
    - SHUT UP, Joyful Noise! (lol) - 88*Keys 12:21 PM 03/10/2005
  - you should really cut down on all that tequilla. nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 11:49 AM 03/10/2005
  - Looks like you need a chocolate stash more than me! :) (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:46 AM 03/10/2005
  - Been looking at my picture again? [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 10:11 AM 03/10/2005
    - Ahhh...that would explain the fluttery heart and giggles, too. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:41 AM 03/10/2005
  - Maybe you should put down the airplane glue for a few hours/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:03 AM 03/10/2005
  - If it keeps up, go get it checked out! - Neets 8:22 AM 03/10/2005
  - Not enough carbs. nt - Cabbage 8:08 AM 03/10/2005
  - Stop spinning in your chair nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:03 AM 03/10/2005
  - Blonde? (nt) - Thatll do Pig 5:53 AM 03/10/2005
    - Not currently. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:42 AM 03/10/2005
  - Try spinning the opposite direction (nt) - Christopher 3:34 AM 03/10/2005
- What's in it for me?!! NT - MamiDR 12:30 AM 03/10/2005
  - A date with Cosmo. - The Shadow 1:52 PM 3/10/2005
  - grilled cheese sandwich - ripit};þ 12:23 PM 03/10/2005
  - The satisfaction of a job well done. (nt) - 88*Keys 11:40 AM 03/10/2005
  - A spot in the 4M forum. - Birds Eye 11:32 AM 03/10/2005
  - a bunch of buy viagra spam emails. nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 11:05 AM 03/10/2005
  - Who's "It"? ;) (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:45 AM 03/10/2005
  - The best 2 minutes of your life baby! [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 10:13 AM 03/10/2005
  - Your name in the liner notes/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 10:02 AM 03/10/2005
  - Bliss. NT - Cabbage 8:24 AM 03/10/2005
  - $12, same as in town nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:02 AM 03/10/2005
  - I'll let you play with the styrofoam peanuts and the bubble wrap (nt) - Christopher 2:54 AM 03/10/2005
    - Therapy is expensive, poppong bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. n/t - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 3:25 AM 03/10/2005
      - Or popping for that matter. n/t - F®@3nk! in Philadelphia. [The 3 is silent] 3:26 AM 03/10/2005
- How far until the next rest area???(n/t) - Agent 86 12:21 AM 03/10/2005
  - 15 hrs...and I guess driving alongside the ocean doesn't help,huh?nt - MamiDR 2:29 PM 3/10/2005
  - There is no rest area for the wicked. - The Shadow 1:51 PM 3/10/2005
  - 3 days - ripit};þ 12:21 PM 03/10/2005
  - I am not pulling over so you can go on a tree! nt - Kerryann Warrior Princess 11:56 AM 03/10/2005
  - 40 miles. Look, it's raining...buckets of rain...torrents...waterfalls.... (nt) - 88*Keys 11:40 AM 03/10/2005
  - This is why I told you to wear the Depends! (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:45 AM 03/10/2005
  - here's a dixie cup, sportsfans...nt - zendawg 10:45 AM 03/10/2005
  - You're in Hell. This is punishment without relief/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:54 AM 03/10/2005
  - Next time, listen to your Mother, and at least try. (n/t) - Cabbage 8:15 AM 03/10/2005
  - You'll have to hold it till we get home nt - Mike in Buffalo 8:01 AM 03/10/2005
  - There's a ditch along the freeway for at least the next twelve miles (nt) - Christopher 2:47 AM 03/10/2005
Sailing. Yay or Nay? - zyzxx 10:59 PM 03/09/2005
- I've never had the opportunity. (nt) - Sheri 1:20 PM 3/10/2005
- probably nay, unless I took LOTS of Dramamine (m) - Lisa in Delaware 10:57 AM 03/10/2005
- Nay...I can't swim very well and am scared of sharks..nt. - Cha~Ching 10:54 AM 03/10/2005
- Yay! I love garage sales! [nt] - Bruce the Pooh 10:15 AM 03/10/2005
- I get VERY seasick on small boats, so Nay/nt - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:52 AM 03/10/2005
- Yay! Yay! Yay! (nt) - Thatll do Pig 5:54 AM 03/10/2005
- Yay! Particularly deep water. - ~Bill 2:22 AM 03/10/2005
- Haven't done it but probably YAY! NT - MamiDR 12:28 AM 03/10/2005
Serious Post (m) - $hady 9:17 PM 03/09/2005
- Sorry for the loss of your friend. - Terry in Alaska 2:31 PM 3/10/2005
- Gosh, it's so hard to lose a friend....m - Mrs.J. 11:34 AM 03/10/2005
- I'm so sorry, that must have been a terrible experience... (m) - Sheri 11:23 AM 03/10/2005
- I'm so sorry to hear that Tim...but at least you were there during the last moments. (nt) - Lisa in Delaware 10:58 AM 03/10/2005
- I've had people die but never right in front of me..that has to be rough (m) - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:45 AM 03/10/2005
- Wow, that's crazy dude... Don't know what else to say... nt - Bruce the Pooh 9:31 AM 03/10/2005
- Sorry about your loss...... - Rich the Mixologist 7:16 AM 03/10/2005
- Sorry buddy. You did what you could, and he knows that. (nt) - Thatll do Pig 5:55 AM 03/10/2005
- I'm sorry for the loss of your friend, Tim... - Christopher 3:58 AM 03/10/2005
- I'm sorry to hear about your loss. n/t - Zach from PA 3:17 AM 03/10/2005
- I'm so sorry - (more) - CMgeorger 2:25 AM 03/10/2005
- Know that all your Georger friends are here for you, even the new ones like me. - ~Bill 2:18 AM 03/10/2005
- That's just terrrible...I was at my (ex)wife's bedside...(m) - T. J. in Poke County 1:00 AM 03/10/2005
- Sorry to hear this tim (m) - james Smith 12:59 AM 03/10/2005
- Im so sorry to hear about what happened. (m) - Joyful Noise 12:48 AM 03/10/2005
- My Father died 14 years ago yesterday. I spent the whole ..... - Amy in PA 12:29 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Serious Post (m) - zyzxx 12:22 AM 03/10/2005
- that really sucks.... - RiE 12:08 AM 03/10/2005
- I too had someone die in my arms--14 years ago almost to the day. - Mark of the lame responses 11:59 PM 03/09/2005
  - well said Mark...m - smart alec® 12:28 AM 03/10/2005
- So sorry Tim (m) - Say Goodnight Gracie 11:00 PM 03/09/2005
- Oh, Tim, I'm so sorry to hear this! (m) - 88*Keys 10:40 PM 03/09/2005
- Wow...(m) - MamiDR 9:47 PM 03/09/2005
Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Yosemite 7:20 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Miss D 10:53 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Mike in Pittsburgh 9:48 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Neets 8:19 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Zach from PA 3:20 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Lesley 1:17 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Jim in St. Joe 12:08 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Mark of the lame responses 12:01 AM 03/10/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - zyzxx 10:56 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - NapaMac 10:26 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - TOM IN ROME 10:12 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - boB 9:48 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - HbG 8:57 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Bruce the Pooh 8:16 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - ripit};þ 8:08 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Dan in NC 7:58 PM 03/09/2005
- You have to tell us which country first....LOL ...n/t - ~Bill 7:49 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Mike C. in Nashville 7:32 PM 03/09/2005
- Re: Who Am I (?)~-Week=`11-~(Presidents)~#4............. - Thatll do Pig 7:30 PM 03/09/2005

Well crap, looks like I'm sending the first of many $5 donations to the American Cancer Society - Bruce the Pooh 7:18 PM 03/09/2005

My Operation Doomer º bills get a donation as often as they get hit, but..(m) - Thatll do Pig 7:28 PM 03/09/2005

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