In Reply to: For anyone who likes "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger... posted by Chris in Columbia on February 12, 2002 at 2:31 PM:
: Here's my version (can anyone come up with a good title?)
: By a medium-size roadway called Route One-ninety eight
: Is the Weis store where I work Customer Service when it’s late
: And deal with all the customers who are always so irate
: One day in my cash drawer I saw a bill stamped in red
: “See where I’ve been and Track where I go next” the markings said
: So I entered it into WheresGeorge before I went to bed
: Now here I am
: Stamping bills again
: Here I am
: Getting a cramp
: Now there I go
: Out of ink again
: There I go
: Re-ink the stamp
: I started using a blue pen to mark “WheresGeorge” on every bill
: But that took way too much time and I don’t have much time to kill
: So I got a stamp and now the time it takes is almost nil
: Before long WheresGeorge became an addiction I can’t quit
: I keep checking my email to look for a new hit
: Whenever I don’t get one, I almost throw a fit
: Now here I am
: Stamping bills again
: Here I am
: Getting a cramp
: Now there I go
: Out of ink again
: There I go
: Re-ink the stamp
: I have hits in eleven states, and DC as well
: Got one recently from Canada, but it’s not much to tell
: On each day that I get no hits, my life’s a living hell
: Now it’s 11:59 and no hits yet today
: If I don’t get one soon my hit streak will gone away
: I know that I’m addicted – I’ve been Georging all day
: Now here I am
: Stamping bills again
: Here I am
: Getting a cramp
: Now there I go
: Out of ink again
: There I go
: Re-ink the stamp
: Now here I am
: Stamping bills again
: Here I am
: Getting a cramp
: Now there I go
: Out of ink again
: There I go
: There I go…