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Subject: "Allentown"
Posted by Beaker on April 17, 2002 at 8:44 AM:

to the tune of "Allentown" by Billy Joel...

Well I’m living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they're entering bills
All of the cash they find in their tills

Well, their names are Pino and BIAGIO
A pizza shop is where they make all their dough
“Picasso’s Pizza” is the name of that place
Where those brothers work, making pizzas all day
And I’m living here in Allentown

But sometimes a customer will complain
Insist it’s not legal, just to be a pain

Now I’m waiting here in Allentown
For one of their bills just to make its way down
As many bills as they enter all the time,
I should have seen at least one, I’m sure I will in time

Pino always posts a Hit of the Day
BIAGIO makes us laugh everyday
“It’s not a contest” they both like to say
It’s all just for fun, to waste time everyday
And I’m waiting here in Allentown

Now I just found one of their bills down here
I’m hooked on Where’s George? now, I fear

Every bill they get they enter and mark
From early morning until well after dark
Both of them have hits in nearly every state
To get them all, they won’t have long to wait

Well, I’m Georging here in Allentown
Thanks to the “Pizza Brothers” in the next town
At Where’s George? I know that I will stay
Hope I can enter lots of bills today
And, I’m Georging here in Allentown



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