Here's my version (can anyone come up with a good title?)
By a medium-size roadway called Route One-ninety eight
Is the Weis store where I work Customer Service when it’s late
And deal with all the customers who are always so irate
One day in my cash drawer I saw a bill stamped in red
“See where I’ve been and Track where I go next” the markings said
So I entered it into WheresGeorge before I went to bed
Now here I am
Stamping bills again
Here I am
Getting a cramp
Now there I go
Out of ink again
There I go
Re-ink the stamp
I started using a blue pen to mark “WheresGeorge” on every bill
But that took way too much time and I don’t have much time to kill
So I got a stamp and now the time it takes is almost nil
Before long WheresGeorge became an addiction I can’t quit
I keep checking my email to look for a new hit
Whenever I don’t get one, I almost throw a fit
Now here I am
Stamping bills again
Here I am
Getting a cramp
Now there I go
Out of ink again
There I go
Re-ink the stamp
I have hits in eleven states, and DC as well
Got one recently from Canada, but it’s not much to tell
On each day that I get no hits, my life’s a living hell
Now it’s 11:59 and no hits yet today
If I don’t get one soon my hit streak will gone away
I know that I’m addicted – I’ve been Georging all day
Now here I am
Stamping bills again
Here I am
Getting a cramp
Now there I go
Out of ink again
There I go
Re-ink the stamp
Now here I am
Stamping bills again
Here I am
Getting a cramp
Now there I go
Out of ink again
There I go
There I go…