Odd justifications

[Nef]

For this game, you post the weirdest reason for supporting a point of view that you can think of.
Example: Anti gun control
Many depressed people kill themselves with guns, saving their insurance companies millions of dollars in mental health care costs, and lowering premiums for everyone else.
Next: Pro gay marriage

[CHARLES608]

Pro Life

Supporting the illegality of performing abortions will weed out all those sinister doctors who cannot abide by their hypocratic oaths to help their patients in their time of medical need, clog our prisons with intelligent and professionally talented individuals as a counterbalance to the overwhelming numbers of illiterate and unskilled violent criminals already there, and allow for the hasty importation of poorly trained Chinese doctors who are well versed in conforming to their leader's instructions on the art of aborting the female population in their own country so as to keep their exploding population under control.

[KsherHomey]

Pro Gay Marriage:

Gay Marriages will cause of outbreak of happiness and constant love making within they same sex and eliminate the gene in their DNA that causes them to choose gayness by not having children. Those if there are no more Gay People it won't be an abalmination anymore.

Next: Don't Spay or Nuter Your Pets

[CHARLES608]

Lets not spay or neuter our pets so we can reduce our burgeoning deficit vis a vis the Asian world by suppling them with much needed dog meat and quickly reduce the rat population in large cities, which, as seen on TV recently, has very much become a health problem in fast food restaurants.