What kind of trouble should I get into today?

[Leslie]

I'm open to suggestions.So fire away.

[Ron]

Maybe go to your friends,
and kick their dog?

[Mike in Buffalo]

Run around tearing tags off mattresses!

[bear in pa]

poke a bear with a stick... you'll have all the trouble you can handle!

[Leslie]

I may smack the bear across the head.

[Krazy Ken...aka...The History Professor]

Go to K-Mart and:
find a public adress phone and make up your own blue light special.

fnd the alarm clocks and wind em up then set the alarms to go off at
the same time.

find a sales floor assosiate, quietly and in a very serious voice tell them that they have a "situation" in the maternity clothes isle.

[Leslie]

Go to K-Mart and:
find a public adress phone and make up your own blue light special.

fnd the alarm clocks and wind em up then set the alarms to go off at
the same time.

find a sales floor assosiate, quietly and in a very serious voice tell them that they have a "situation" in the maternity clothes isle.Brilliant.

[bear in pa]

the "situation in maternity clothes aisle " is the best ! might actually do that tonite! lol

[Leslie]

the "situation in maternity clothes aisle " is the best ! might actually do that tonite! lolI might have to join you tonight.Lol.

[Blackjack Charlie]

First of all, you're going to need a car and about $200. We are certain of this. There's a chance you'll need a good hunting knife, so pack one of those. Your day will benefit from THREE brushes with law (try not to kill anybody if you can help it.) You need to break at least ten rules/city ordinances, and if you can manage to do all of this while dressed like a Revolutionary War general, I'd be very impressed. Take along your pets. Don't forget the good whiskey, either.

[Cabbage]

Put a big fur hat on and look strangly at everyone. Of course make sure the big fur hat has big fur ear flaps, those are the best for looking strangly.

[xxxxTxxOxxMxxxx]

go to a nursing home and run down the hall with scissors.

[ParrotHead]

check out a book and read it over and over, but do not return it

[AlvaStarr*]

Put a big fur hat on and look strangly at everyone. Of course make sure the big fur hat has big fur ear flaps, those are the best for looking strangly.

LMAO!

[AlvaStarr*]

I'm open to suggestions.So fire away.

Well if you really want trouble. Get in front of the federal building and yell "I feel like blowing something up" then I bet you will not be spending the night at home tonight honey bunny.

[Krazy Ken...aka...The History Professor]

Go to K-Mart and:
find a public adress phone and make up your own blue light special.

fnd the alarm clocks and wind em up then set the alarms to go off at
the same time.

find a sales floor assosiate, quietly and in a very serious voice tell them that they have a "situation" in the maternity clothes isle.

go into the ladies clothing and hide in the racks somewhere. When someone seems to be admiring a dress or other item of clothing say things like
That makes you look fat
Oh no way...thats ugly
ect, ect. be sure to remain hidden

play shopping for others. it works like this:
sneak items into other peoples shopping carts. ESPECIALLY ITEMS THAT ARE PROBOBLY TOTALY INAPROPRIATE. Things like packages of condoms in old ladys carts, feminine hygene products into big masculine guys carts ect.

Go to the camping or sporting goods department and "take up residence" in one of the tents set up for displaY...try to entice other shoppers to join you by telling them they may join you if they will go get some pillows and blankets.

Find some of those little self adhesive security things that set of the alarm at the door. You will need to peel them off other items. then stick them on someones shopping cart or clothing.

[88*Keys]

First of all, you're going to need a car and about $200. We are certain of this. There's a chance you'll need a good hunting knife, so pack one of those. Your day will benefit from THREE brushes with law (try not to kill anybody if you can help it.) You need to break at least ten rules/city ordinances, and if you can manage to do all of this while dressed like a Revolutionary War general, I'd be very impressed. Take along your pets. Don't forget the good whiskey, either.

LMAO ... no way can I top that, so I'm not even gonna try.

[Rpo]

Surreptitiously give the finger to everyone you come into contact with.

"Oh, excuse me, I've got something in my eye..."

[bear in pa]

bump this post up after having started a new thread with same topic. hehehehehe

[Jack of the midwest]

Ok, I wont tell you what to do, but I'll give you a hint.



Road flares, Wal Mart bag, airport.


'nuff said. :D