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[$hady]

This is a test to see how well we can adjust to the new forum - give it a chance and see if we can work our magic here.

There once was a georger from brick
who decided to start limericks
it was a fun post
so I decided to host
another round so just click

Start a line to a limerick and see how the others will finish the rhyme -

when you start your line use.....(please finish) at the end.
http://scaryhorrormovies.com/leprechaun.jpg

as far as that message box dont worry about having to put any relevant text in there - use the subject line to finish the rhymes - Using the threaded view is the best way to read these.

as I like to do I will start a few.

[$hady]

nothing to see here really

[$hady]

this may or may not work but hey I am trying!

[MamiDR]

that liked to eat Wendy's chili...

[Tweety Neets]

Hi, Tim! Let's give it a shot! Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead!!

[Tweety Neets]

:)

[Thatll do Pig]

There were toes from Neets' feet.....

[Chris G]

I probably don't want to know where this is going ;)

[Bill Stamper]

Which tasted quite bland

[Tweety Neets]

Don't break a tooth on the toe ring! ;)

[FunkyTuba]

so we have...

There once was a georger from Philly
that liked to eat Wendy's chili
But in with the meat
There were toes from Neets' feet
which he nibbled, because he felt silly!

and



There once was a guy from the beach
And his girlfriend was quite a peach
One day she ate sand
Which tasted quite bland

[Thatll do Pig]

yep. sure did

[Melly French]

You had to see it coming.

[FunkyTuba]

There once was a georger named Shady!
whose stamps never ever got fade-y

[Melly French]

There once was a georger named Shady!
whose stamps never ever got fade-y
He used wine for ink

[Rich the Mixologist]

There once was a georger named Shady!
whose stamps never ever got fade-y
He used wine for ink
Which caused a big stink

[FunkyTuba]

There once was a georger named Shady!
whose stamps never ever got fade-y
He used wine for ink
Which caused a big stink
when George, drunk, dressed up like a lady!

[FunkyTuba]

I enter I mark and I spend

[Hermanus]

I enter I mark and I spend

I hope that this will not end.

[FunkyTuba]

I enter I mark and I spend
I hope that this will not end
My string of hits

[Rich the Mixologist]

I enter I mark and I spend
I hope that this will not end
My string of hits

Gives the other users fits

[Melly French]

I enter I mark and I spend
I hope that this will not end
My string of hits
Give the other users fits
But in the forums, we all become friends

[FunkyTuba]

Bad Rep, though, can stifle the love

[Melly French]

Bad Rep, though, can stifle the love
And make you want to put on boxing gloves

[Bilgeratt]

Bad Rep, though, can stifle the love
And make you want to put on boxing gloves
And go a few rounds...







Hey $hady, it looks like you got some new players!

[Tweety Neets]

Bad Rep, though, can stifle the love
And make you want to put on boxing gloves
And go a few rounds,
Until the bell sounds. :)

[Mr. G.]

Bad Rep, though, can stifle the love
And make you want to put on boxing gloves
And go a few rounds,
Until the bell sounds.
And Hank intervenes from above! :)

--Mr. G.

[FunkyTuba]

My hit rate has started to plummet

[$hady]

There once was a georger named Shady!
whose stamps never ever got fade-y
He used wine for ink
Which caused a big stink
when George, drunk, dressed up like a lady!

The only thing that bugs me about my nickname is that it rhymes with lady.

Good limerick- Now I have to get even!

[Melly French]

My hit rate has started to plummet
And my new stamp hasn't arrived yet

[FunkyTuba]

My hit rate has started to plummet
And my new stamp hasn't arrived yet
perhaps I should try

[FunkyTuba]

*bump*

[Melly French]

My hit rate has started to plummet
And my new stamp hasn't arrived yet
perhaps I should try
But Instead I will cry

[Melly French]

My hit rate has started to plummet
And my new stamp hasn't arrived yet
perhaps I should try
But Instead I will cry

We need a little help here!!

[FunkyTuba]

My hit rate has started to plummet
And my new stamp hasn't arrived yet
perhaps I should try
But Instead I will cry
the tears on my ego will numb-it

[$hady]

The Limericks have been gone for awhile
when they come back it makes me smile
its a fun waste of time
constructing a rhyme
Im addicted - no use in denial.

[Bill Stamper]

It's now the first day of September

[Melly French]

It's now the first day of September
And I dreading the cold days of December

[Mr. G.]

It's now the first day of September
And I dread the cold days of December
But I still get a thrill

[Melly French]

It's now the first day of September
And I dread the cold days of December
But I still get a thrill
From Autumn's first chill