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Agent Splat, M.D.
June 9th, 2005, 11:56 PM
Alright guys.

In the past I've posted a couple threads of collections of self portraits of myself, which I must say are rather dashing, awe inspiring, and overall pretty dang sexy.

Now it's your chance to request a particular type of portrait I take of myself. Just make suggestions and I will fulfill it to the best of my ability. Think specific, think vague, think bizarre. Establish an entire scene you want or just give me one word to improvise off of. I'm an improvisational comedian, I can handle it. Please just try to keep it to one request per person per day or so. I only have so much time! I'll post my responses as I get to them.

For example, if somebody said "be a cowboy" I'd take a photograph of myself in a cowboy hat riding a horse and checking my blood sugar. Or something. Please bear in mind the limits of the law and the limits of the human body. Still, those limits are flexible due to creative license.

Examples of previous self portraits include my avatar to the left and one fine quality sample below. Let the suggestions begin!!

http://webpages.charter.net/agent_splat/jj3.jpg
Agent Splat, M.D.
June 10th, 2005, 07:50 PM
Just bumping this to the top for one last chance. If nobody's interested, that's cool with me.
Tweety Neets
June 10th, 2005, 08:01 PM
my least favorite, formerly incarcerated domestic goddess, Martha Stewart. :D



http://webpages.charter.net/agent_splat/jj3.jpg
Thatll do Pig
June 10th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Giving a rectal exam to a moose
Thatll do Pig
June 10th, 2005, 08:06 PM
I like mine better
Lisa in Delaware
June 10th, 2005, 08:30 PM
get on all fours and howl.

http://www.dpddg.com/gallery/images/Wolf-Moon.jpg
XSRocks
June 10th, 2005, 08:53 PM
:p
http://www.wd395.com/images/Police.jpg
Thatll do Pig
June 10th, 2005, 09:04 PM
North Dakota sounds good.
boB
June 11th, 2005, 02:20 AM
"Subserviant Chicken" come rushing to the front of my mind.

Or maybe it was just the vacuum that drew them in.

Drawed? Drull? Drood? Alex?
~lysa the glitterbug~
June 11th, 2005, 02:31 AM
"Subserviant Chicken" come rushing to the front of my mind.

Wait, you're not in here with me, are you?

Okay, here's one. Be...be the ball.

Bonus points for whoever names the movie.
boB
June 11th, 2005, 02:33 AM
'shack
Blackjack Charlie
June 11th, 2005, 03:13 AM
"Using only one non-edited, low-resolution picture, I'd like you to make me believe the following: that you have just received news that you are the recipient of the Nobel Prize in Frozen Pizza Research (it does exist, look it up). This character you are portaying: he has also murdered his next door neighbors and half of Boy Scout Troop 898, and a police car has just pulled up outside his house. Can you do this?
AdobeFX
June 13th, 2005, 07:57 PM
... think Agent Splat dropped the ball on this thread? It was a great idea.
Thatll do Pig
June 13th, 2005, 07:59 PM
I think he's gotten lost
Agent Splat, M.D.
June 13th, 2005, 08:10 PM
... think Agent Splat dropped the ball on this thread? It was a great idea.

All i've done in the last few days is work and sleep. More work than sleep. I'll get cracking on it tonight, I promise!!
XSRocks
June 13th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Yaah, Sure!
Thatll do Pig
June 13th, 2005, 09:44 PM
I thought you didn't love me any more
zyzxx
June 13th, 2005, 10:23 PM
washing a car in a bikini whilst eating a big, fat burger?

That'd be hot.
Agent Splat, M.D.
June 14th, 2005, 12:16 AM
I thought you didn't love me any more

Is that a suggestion/request for a portrait?
Christopher OR
June 14th, 2005, 01:46 AM
Two words: snow bunny
Christopher OR
June 21st, 2008, 04:41 PM
Open heart surgeon.